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spn-lock:

magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

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These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

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Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

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Dammit America

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

sixpenceee:

Have you guys heard of partial heterochromia iridum?

It’s when part of one iris is a different color from its remainder.

dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

impertinenttomcat:

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING

impertinenttomcat:

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

i FUC KING HIT MY HEAD LAU GHING

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.